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Nov. 11th, 2008 | 10:31 am
mood: annoyed annoyed
music: meowing
posted by: antonchigurh in dear_cat

Please stop puking in your boxes. When you puke in them I have to throw them away, which makes you sad. Also, please clean your butt. I don't want to have to use a wipe on your butt. Stop trying to steal my soy milk. I can't have dairy right now so please don't drink the only thing closest to milk I can have.

Oh, and don't think I haven't noticed you checking out the internet. You better not order anything.

Your reluctant owner,


Sorry Bitty

Nov. 5th, 2008 | 03:57 pm
posted by: green_exposed in dear_cat

Recipe for Cat-World-Rocking:

-Begin with one box of kittens
-Move box of kittens to another area of the house
-Wait for momcat to freak out
-Leave box of kittens momentarily
-Return to box of kittens and discover they have disappeared
-Return to previous box location to find pile of angry kittens
-Return box to previous location
-Appologize to momcat
-Watch angry momcat clean angry kittens and ignore dirty looks.

Repeat when wanting deathwish.


Nov. 3rd, 2008 | 12:38 pm
posted by: porterkid in dear_cat

Dear Sniper-

In a few months, I am bringing home a puppy. I know this won't be easy for you but it's just a baby and I know you guys can be best of friends. Please be a good sport and get along with your new brother.

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Oct. 31st, 2008 | 09:13 pm
posted by: tomothecat in dear_cat

Dear Sokka,

Please stop scratching the new purple carpet in my bedroom. I know that you resemble something out of an anime, and that is very cute, but I do enjoy my floors. Also, you might want to invest a little of your cleaning time on your butt.
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Dear Tomo,

Please stop sitting on the top of the computer chair. You are not the five pound scrawny kitten I first adopted two years ago. You are well fed and, let's face it, rather portly, and I fear for your safety when the chair begins tipping under your fluffy black butt.

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I miss you baby doll

Oct. 30th, 2008 | 12:59 pm
mood: sad sad
posted by: amnellwyvern in dear_cat

Dear Viper,

Please come home soon. I miss you so much that it hurts. I've knitted you a new cat bed and it should be finished by the end of the day. Remember the deal we made, okay? If I finish the bed you'll come home? Your human daddy and sister miss you very much too and your kitty brother misses you so much that he's taken to growling at everyone. Even your kitty sister is upset that you're gone and I know how you two never really got along. We all miss you so much and I hope you find your way home soon. I have the entire community and every vet, shelter, and humane society in a 50 miles radius looking for you so if you can't find your way home by yourself, I hope you find your way to one of them.

I'll keep the porch light on for you so you will always be able to find your way home,

Your loving mommy,



Help Cats Protection

Oct. 10th, 2008 | 04:09 pm
mood: worried worried
posted by: trizia in dear_cat

I've just heard on the news that Cats' Protection had £11.2 million of it's money in the collapsed Icelandic bank which is all over the news. They don't know if/when they'll get it back :-( So if you have anything at all to spare please send them a donation. For those who don't know Cats' Protection is the United Kingdom's biggest cat-specific charity, helping nearly 160,000 felines a year - and they don't kill healthy animals.

(MODS: if this isn't allowed on your comm, please remove and have my apologies)

EDIT: The link isn't working, and I can't fix it :-( The URL is www.cats.org.uk


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Oct. 10th, 2008 | 06:51 am
mood: sad sad
posted by: g1nab1na in dear_cat

Dear Scout,

I love you and I hope you are still feeling okay. When the cancer starts to make you feel bad, please let me know, okay? I want to make sure I do the right thing. You have been such a good kitty to me for these 11 years, and I want to be a good cat mama. Remember that I love you.
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Oct. 9th, 2008 | 08:40 pm
posted by: rhazafax in dear_cat

Dear Puck.

Mommy's been going through a bummer of a time lately, and don't you know it. You've been so patient and sweet, it really has helped a lot. You spent the whole day sitting with me while I tried to think of things to draw, and turned yourself inside out looking adorable. We really got lucky when we found you at the shelter. You have no idea.


Pregnant Pig

Oct. 9th, 2008 | 03:41 pm
posted by: green_exposed in dear_cat

Dear Bitty,

Here we are, 3 weeks in and already your tummy is expanding. No longer my sweet, innocent babycat... You are now going to explode.


Thank You

Oct. 9th, 2008 | 10:22 am
location: home
mood: thankful thankful
music: Bonnie Hunt on tv
posted by: cynicalsweetie5 in dear_cat

Dear Shadow the furriest love of my life,

You have been fabulous since mommy's surgery on Monday. You have snuggled with me on the couch during the day and slept on my feet at night. You haven't been nearly as vocal as you can be and have been gentle in reminding Daddy to feed you and fill your water. At your age (16 next week sweetie!!) you sure are crabby and quite set in your ways but not this week. I'm so thankful for you baby, you make it all well. You even stay in the bathroom with me while I shower. In all of our years together you have never once sat in my lap of your own volition. This past week you crawled on my legs (on top of a pillow but still) and curled up to sleep. I just want to thank you baby. I love you so much.